im legal!!

religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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allofthefeltbooty:

phoenixfrost:

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

the Government needs a Wendy. 

THE WHOLE FRIGGIN WORLD NEEDS A WENDY

boooooooooo

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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