when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
tumblr needs a wendy
the Government needs a Wendy.
THE WHOLE FRIGGIN WORLD NEEDS A WENDY
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
"can i borrow a pencil?"